Thursday, April 21, 2011

Pimples

So hey...when I was in high school I dabbled with alcohol and a joint here and there, but nothing too heavy. Luckily that allowed my brain cells to transmit some signals back and forth which kept some information in my head for awhile. Long enough to pass the year end exams. I wasn't brave enough to join the computers class at the time because it seemed only the nerds and pimply people went there.

~ As if I was pimple free ~

So as my life went on, and my choices got a little less wise, I ingested more alcohol, more pot, and some more intense stupid stuff. Which in turn was obviously killing my already tender brain cells. as we all know what we don't use we lose right? Well I wasn't using my brain and I was abusing it too. So when I decided that I should educate myself and go to College it was difficult to put any facts together.
Somehow I managed...and became a nurse!!!

Its alright...you can laugh.

I was a good nurse though.My smarts became to come back as I shyed away from the drugs.Then I weakened and became so emotionally sick that I may as well have been using them because I had a melt down. totally lost my marbles. Gave up my licence. Took some time off to gather myself...which I did successfully. After a year or so I went back to school and struggles AGAIN to keep any knowledge in my brain because I hadn't used it for so long. And again I didn't take a computers course that was offered to me.

This time I was all trained to be a counsellor. Didn't see much need for computer skills. What I wasn't taking into consideration was the fact that i live in the year 2011 and everything is technology!




So here I am in April 2011, attempting to look for work and pulling my hair out because I cannot figure out how to save my resume as a proper document so when I email it to a prospective employer it doesn't look like a preschooler made it!

Moral of the story...don't do drugs...and take a computer course...and we all have pimples in high school.

1 comment:

  1. omg is that pic of you in pigtails, it looks like you. This post made me laugh and was really great. We do all have pimples in high school just some of us are better at hiding them than others.

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